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Some Reasons Why Florida Sucks.
1.Mosquitoes
The mosquitoes in Florida and the South in General are from another planet. If you can feel the mosquito land on you before it even bites you then there is a real problem. They are huge and oddly colored and leave welts the size of Half-Dollars. So not cool.
2.Mother Nature Vacations here and suddenly she is Bi-Polar
Well what do I really need to say? The weather can be the best weather you have seen in your lifetime and in no time at all. It looks like a scene from "2012" and "The Day after Tomorrow". Ruining all your plans and after that there is really nothing to do but sleep and watch T.V. and fart with your Cousin and Pops and rest your peaches on the couch.
3.Ive seen it all before.
The reason I say this is because. Well. Disney, Universal and etc. Its all the same all the time and no matter how many times they say "new" this and "new" that. Its never new, its always no fancy, schemed up rendition of what they had before. Disney, Im sorry but Walt would be pretty effin pissed if he were still alive.
4.There too much grass and wildlife and that = Allergies.
Well. This one is too east buy I will rant and rant some more. Why in the Devil, is there so much greenery and grass everywhere? It sucks balls and when you have allergies that are affected by anything that comes from the ground and thats green. Now the wildlife, in Florida its normal to be taking your garbage out in the evening and look across the street into the bushes and see bobcat, if your not cool with these types of occurrences then Florida is not for you in any way shape or form.
5.Too much Temptation.
When you live in the state of Florida, it being the center of tourism on this side of the US means all the fine females from all the eastern states come to Florida during spring break and the summer...All I have to say OH LAWD HAVE MERCY ON ME.
Hope you enjoyed this.
Juice:Plain and Simple
The mosquitoes in Florida and the South in General are from another planet. If you can feel the mosquito land on you before it even bites you then there is a real problem. They are huge and oddly colored and leave welts the size of Half-Dollars. So not cool.
2.Mother Nature Vacations here and suddenly she is Bi-Polar
Well what do I really need to say? The weather can be the best weather you have seen in your lifetime and in no time at all. It looks like a scene from "2012" and "The Day after Tomorrow". Ruining all your plans and after that there is really nothing to do but sleep and watch T.V. and fart with your Cousin and Pops and rest your peaches on the couch.
3.Ive seen it all before.
The reason I say this is because. Well. Disney, Universal and etc. Its all the same all the time and no matter how many times they say "new" this and "new" that. Its never new, its always no fancy, schemed up rendition of what they had before. Disney, Im sorry but Walt would be pretty effin pissed if he were still alive.
4.There too much grass and wildlife and that = Allergies.
Well. This one is too east buy I will rant and rant some more. Why in the Devil, is there so much greenery and grass everywhere? It sucks balls and when you have allergies that are affected by anything that comes from the ground and thats green. Now the wildlife, in Florida its normal to be taking your garbage out in the evening and look across the street into the bushes and see bobcat, if your not cool with these types of occurrences then Florida is not for you in any way shape or form.
5.Too much Temptation.
When you live in the state of Florida, it being the center of tourism on this side of the US means all the fine females from all the eastern states come to Florida during spring break and the summer...All I have to say OH LAWD HAVE MERCY ON ME.
Hope you enjoyed this.
Juice:Plain and Simple
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